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About Us
Here at Haute we are a team of ONLY sexy people that strive to bring the booty back to Los Santos. We serve a range of delicious bar snacks, amazing alcoholic concoctions and we're the only place you can get a lap dance with nachos in your mouth. Come on down and see what we're all about! We host our main events typically every other week!
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Entry Fee - $10k
Entry in to the club
Standard Lap Dance - $18k
Open lap dance at your current seat - 2 minutes (one song)
Private Lap Dance - $30k
Located in our dancers' dressing room! - 2 minutes (one song)
Tabletop Dancer - $50k
Dancer is requested to your table - 5 minutes (around 2 songs)
Strippergram - $80k
Booked ahead of time in a themed outfit of your choice. Our performer will strip and provide a lap dance to the paid for individual. Strippers can recite a message or greeting for you too e.g. happy birthday/merry christmas. We will come to your location!
VIP Lap Dance - $85k
Located in our super secret manager's office! - 2 minutes (one song)
VIP Room - $350k
Multiple guests permitted, one guaranteed dancer, with a max of two dancers. Lap dances are available for purchase here too - 30 mins
Event VIP - $100k
Paid for on the night, temporary VIP status! Access to VIP floor, private bar and complimentary bottle of champagne
Premium VIP
For those that have spent 2m+ at Haute. Access to VIP floor, private bar and complimentary lapdance/champagne at each event. Skip the queue with VIP treatment on entrance and the ability to prebook 1 VIP room timeslot before official events.
Song Request - $25k
Request a song of your choice! (Only available if feasible for DJ and must fit theme if a themed night)
Guest Star - $120k
Get yourself onto the stage and help entertain our guests!
Snacks
Calamari Platter
$250
Chip Bowl
$250
Fondue Platter
$250
Loaded Fries
$210
Nacho Platter
$210
Olive Bowl
$250
Peanut Bowl
$250
Haute Alcoholic Classics
Haute Champagne Bottle
$10,000
Haute Champagne Glass
$1,700
Haute Chick
$2,500
Haute Mess Bowl
$5,000
Haute Shot
$1,500
Twinkle Titini
$3,000
Haute Alcoholic Specials
D-Canter
$6,000
Pole Pleaser
$3,000
Sneaky Leakes
$2,000
Sugar Daddy's Delight
$2,500
The Baddest Bunny
$3,000
Shots
Baileys Shot
$1,000
Grand Marnier Shot
$800
Tequila Shot
$1,000
Vodka Shot
$1,000
Whiskey Shot
$800
Haute Alcoholic Drinks
Beer
$500
Bloody Mary
$1,250
Margarita
$1,250
Old Fashioned
$1,000
Screw Driver
$1,250
Vodka Energy
$1,250
Whisky
$1,500
White Russian
$1,500
Soft Drinks
Coca-Cola
$200
Coffee
$200
Energy Drink
$200
Happy Mango Loco
$200
Happy Pacific Punch
$200
Happy Pipeline Punch
$200
Happy Racer
$200
Orange Juice
$200
Tomato Juice
$200
Water
$180
Our Staff
Twinkle Tits
Caleya Leakes
Jonny Devel
Bella Poarch
Caresha Leakes
Dee Cups
Mia Hayes
Alistar Ohteepee
Bengt Knutsson
Bradley Lloyd
Fetty Mop
Leo Monet
Little Tyrese
Luke Atkins
Maximus Gonzalo
Mig Mayfair
Pear Main
Rafiki Snoutbottom
Ryan Delrey
Tanner Tits
Taypen Gooding
Valentine Atreides
Gal Queen
Jizza Belle
Lulu Veggie
Mommy Milkers
Penny Tration
Raven Angel
Jayce Stewart
Murphy Gregg
Steve Throbz
Teddy Beartender
Bean Bum
Burch Demarco
Jaxson Jefferson
Mahadeer Woodcock
Rarity Belle
Come down to Haute and say Hello
Small Print
† Doesn't include “Meal Deal” in this deal.
Any resale of Haute Products and/or merchandise will be met with legal action and is not permitted.